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Terms of Use

By accessing or using this (krr.org) website, you accept and agree to be legally bound by and comply with this agreement. If you do not agree with the terms of this agreement, do not access or use this (krr.org) website. Go on! Git'! Shoo!

In the Highlights section, we provide an overview of the terms and conditions that apply to your access to or use of our goodies, also known as this website (krr.org).

Highlights

Application and Acceptance of the Terms of Use

To access or use this site you have to be under the age of 1 or above the age of 2. There are some exceptions to this if you are over the age of 100, but only if we think you are cool. Those one year olds wreak havoc.
To access or use this site you must also shake hands with a living member of KRR, in person, and perform a cermonial ritual with us.
Check out our Privacy Policy and make sure you agree with that as well.
If you are going to make any money off of us, you first have to pay us $1,000,000 USD cash, in person, unless we agree to more, in which case you would pay us more.
Any questions or concerns and especially complaints regarding this agreement can be directed to devnull@krr.org.

Terms of Use

Last revisted 20210203

1. Application and Acceptance of this Agreement

These Terms of Use along with our Privacy Policy and any additional guidelines, terms, procedures or rules that may apply to a specific feature of Key Rack Research that are owned or operated by Key Rack Research or its affiliates ("we", "us", "our", "KRR" or "Key Rack Research"), are a contract in electronic form between you (“you,” “your,” and “yourself”) and KRR (the “Agreement”). This Agreement sets forth the legally binding terms governing your access and use of Key Rack Research. This Agreement applies to KRR and its affiliates only and does not cover other companies, including third parties that may advertise or sponsor content, products or services on KRR or any third-party platforms (such as social media platforms or app stores) or other channels that you may use to access KRR or any Content (as defined below ... maybe).

KRR and Content are for general information, discussion and entertainment purposes only. The term “Content” includes, without limitation, information, data, text, photographs, videos, audio clips, written posts, articles, comments, formulas, memes, stories, cool ninja moves, sexiness, software, scripts, graphics and interactive features generated, provided, or otherwise made available through or in connection with KRR. We make no representations or guarantees about any aspect of KRR and Content and do not endorse any opinions expressed by any users. KRR AND ALL CONTENT ARE PUBLISHED “AS IS” AND YOUR USE OR RELIANCE ON KRR OR ANY CONTENT IS AT YOUR OWN RISK. WE HAVE NO LIABILITY TO YOU FOR THE CONSEQUENCES OF USING OR RELYING ON KRR OR ANY CONTENT.

In order to officially accept this Agreement in full you and a living member of KRR must meet in person, look each other in the eye, recite the KRR In-Person-Eye-to-Eye-Hand-Shake Agreement, and perform the ceremonial KRR website Agreement ritual. If you have not or refuse to accept this official Agreement in full, then you are hearby banished from KRR until we deem you worthy. See the Contact Us section on how to remedy banishment.

2. Privacy Notice

In connection with your access to or use of KRR, we may obtain information from or about you. We will use your information in accordance with our Privacy Policy, which describes our privacy practices as well as choices you may have with respect to the collection and processing of some of your information. Please take a moment to review our Privacy Policy. The Privacy Policy is incorporated into this Agreement and forms part of the Agreement.

3. Accuracy of Your Information & Communication Methods

The information you submit to us through KRR, including as part of your account creation, registration or membership, must be truthful, accurate and current. You are responsible for maintaining the accuracy of such information. If we believe that your information is not truthful, accurate or current, we have the right to terminate, suspend or refuse you access to KRR.

We may send you information relating to your use of KRR (e.g., payment authorizations, invoices, changes in password or payment method, confirmation messages, notices, birthday messages, virtual high-fives, memes we may find hilarious) in electronic form only, for example via emails to your email address provided during registration, if applicable. You agree that any notices, agreements, disclosures or other communications that we send to you electronically will satisfy any legal communication requirements, including that such communications be in writing.

4. Age Eligibility and Legal Capacity

KRR are not intended for access or use by children, especially those over the age of 1 or under the age of 2. If you are under the age of 1, or over the age of 2, you may not access or use KRR or provide information to us. If you are over the age of 100, we may cut you some slack ... keyword there is *may*. ;)

By accessing or using KRR, you represent that you have legal capacity to enter into this Agreement and to fulfill your obligations set out in this Agreement. If you are not of an age old enough to enter into contracts in your state (i.e., a minor), you need to review this Agreement with your parent or guardian before using KRR; if your parent or guardian do not agree with the Agreement as applied to you, then you are not authorized to access or use KRR.

5. Username, Password and Other Credentials

You are responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of your username, password and other credentials (your “Credentials”) that you may be asked to create to access KRR or certain features or portions thereof. We are not responsible for any misuse of your Credentials by any third party, whether authorized by you or not. You agree to immediately notify KRR of any actual or suspected unauthorized use of your Credentials or any other breach of security. We are not responsible or liable for any loss or damage resulting from unauthorized use of your Credentials or for your failure to follow the requirements set out in this Agreement.

6. Intellectual and Other Proprietary Rights

Your access and use of KRR and Content is for personal and noncommercial purposes only. The rights granted to you in this Agreement are subject to the following restrictions:

KRR include Content that is derived in whole or in part from content or materials supplied and owned by KRR, KRR’s licensors or third parties. As between KRR and you, KRR owns all right, title and interest in and to the copyrights, trademarks, service marks, trade names, patents and all other intellectual and proprietary rights throughout the world associated with KRR and Content except, if applicable, with respect to your User Content (as defined below).
You acknowledge KRR’s valid intellectual and proprietary property rights in KRR and Content and that your use of KRR is limited to accessing, viewing and downloading of KRR and Content, as authorized by KRR. Nothing in this Agreement shall be deemed to convey to you any right, title or interest into such intellectual and proprietary property rights or to KRR or Content, or to any portion thereof, except for the limited rights expressly granted herein.
You may not either directly or through the use of any computer, tablet, phone or other device (each a “Device”) or other means (including the use of a browser, software, program or code), remove, alter, interfere with or circumvent (i) any copyright, trademark, or other proprietary notices marked on KRR or Content, or (ii) any digital rights management mechanism, device, or other content protection or access control measure associated with KRR or Content. You may not modify, make derivative works of, disassemble, reverse compile or reverse engineer any part of KRR (including any code used in any software) or Content.
You may not either directly or through the use of a Device or other means copy, download, stream, reproduce, duplicate, archive, distribute, upload, publish, modify, translate, broadcast, perform, display, sell, transmit or retransmit KRR or Content unless expressly permitted by KRR in writing. You may not incorporate KRR or Content into, or stream or retransmit KRR or Content via, any hardware or software application or make KRR or any Content available via frames or in-line links, and you may not otherwise surround or obfuscate KRR or Content with any third-party content, materials or branding. You may also not use any software robots, spider, crawlers, or other data gathering or extraction tools, whether automated or manual, to access, acquire, copy, monitor, scrape or aggregate KRR, Content or any portion thereof (we can see you Google). You may not knowingly or intentionally take any action that may impose an unreasonable burden or load on KRR or its servers and infrastructures.
You may not build a business, in whole or in part, resell, redistribute, recirculate or make any other commercial use of, or create derivative works or materials utilizing any portion of KRR (including any code used in any software) or Content, whether or not for profit, without first providing us, in person, with $1,000,000 USD cash, or if we agreed on more than $1,000,000 then with the agreed upon amount.
To the extent we make KRR or Content available to you via a widget, embedded player or other technology that allows you to embed or stream Content on or to another online service, you may not modify, enhance, remove, interfere with, or otherwise alter in any way any portion of such technology, any digital rights management mechanism, device, or other content protection or access control measure associated with Content.
You are prohibited from disabling, modifying, interfering with or otherwise circumventing any technology to view KRR or Content without: (i) displaying visibly both Content and all surrounding elements and (ii) having full access to all functionality permitting viewing of Content, including, without limitation, all video quality and display functionality, and interactive or click-through functionality.

Any future release, update, or other addition to functionality of KRR or Content shall be subject to this Agreement. All copyright and other proprietary notices on any KRR content or materials must be retained on all copies thereof. Modification or use of KRR (including any content or materials published thereon) for any purpose not permitted by this Agreement is prohibited and may be a violation of the copyrights and/or trademarks protected by law and this Agreement.

If you provide KRR any feedback or suggestions for improving or regarding your use of KRR (“Feedback”), you hereby assign to KRR all rights in the Feedback and agree that KRR shall have the right to use such Feedback and related information in any manner it deems appropriate. KRR will treat any Feedback you provide to KRR as non-confidential and non-proprietary, or at our discretion as confidential. You agree that you will not submit to KRR any information or ideas that you consider to be confidential or proprietary, unless we clearly agree to keep the specific Feedback as confidential prior to receipt of the Feedback.

We are tired of copy and pasting this agreement. So, just visit Hearst's website, and obviously agree to their terms of use, then understand that all of their stuff applies to us, with modifications that we choose to make.

7. User Content

8. User Submissions

9. Enforcement

10. Your Conduct and Responsible Use of KRR

11. Availability of and Modification to KRR and Content

12. Purchases

13. Release

14. Indemnity

15. Disclaimers

16. Limitation of Liability

17. Third Party Services and Ads

18. Third Party Affiliate Marketing

19. Local Regulations

20. Termination

21. Entire Agreement

Wow! This thing just keeps going!

22. Changes to this Agreement

23. Dispute Resolution (Arbitration Clause and Class Action Waiver)

24. No Waiver

25. Governing Law

26. Notice to California Users

We are not fans of California politics or laws.

27. Copyright Infringement Claims Policy

28. Apple App Store Additional Terms and Conditions

Apple is such a proprietary company, from the beginning, and by design, that their products suffer. Why submit yourself to this suffering?

29. Copyright/Trademark Information

Copyright © 1999 - 2024, Key Rack Research All rights reserved. All trademarks, logos and service marks (“Marks”) displayed on KRR are our property or the property of other third parties. You are not permitted to use these Marks without our prior written consent or the consent of such third party which may own the Marks.

30. Contact Us.

If you have any questions about this Agreement, you may contact us by email at devnull@krr.org. You may have a better chance of reaching us if you place "KRR Terms of Use" as the subject, but no guarantees on this. Your best bet to contact us really is to perform the sacred dwarf-planet-Eris-new-year-rotation ritual, which, according to legend, occurs each time the dwarf planet Eris completes an orbit of the Sun since its discovery by humans (January 2005).